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{"fact":"In the original Italian version of Cinderella, the benevolent fairy godmother figure was a cat.","length":95}
{"fact":"A queen (female cat) can begin mating when she is between 5 and 9 months old.","length":77}
{"slip": { "id": 165, "advice": "Eliminate the unnecessary."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 110, "advice": "Give up your seat for someone who needs it."}}
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