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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the man run around his bed?","punchline":"Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!","id":329}
{"type":"general","setup":"What kind of music do welders like?","punchline":"Heavy metal.","id":374}
{"slip": { "id": 61, "advice": "Once in a while, eat some sweets you used to enjoy when you were younger."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 159, "advice": "What's stopping you?"}}
{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}
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