{"slip": { "id": 4, "advice": "Cars are bad investments."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 213, "advice": "Quality beats quantity."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 158, "advice": "Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head."}}
{"slip": { "id": 107, "advice": "If you don't ask, you don't get."}}
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Nikolay Dimitrov is a former Bulgarian professional footballer who played as a winger.
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